if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she smelled like a LAN party
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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