My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
operation harelip BJ is a go
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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