dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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