Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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