we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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