He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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