Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We're too hungover to prance.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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