I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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