awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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