too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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