come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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