making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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