hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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