Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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