Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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