he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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