So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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