i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Ladies don't puke and tell
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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