Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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