Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
nutella sex= disaster
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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