You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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