party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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