That's when you crack a 10am beer
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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