i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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