i think my tv is drunk
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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