Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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