i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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