Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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