i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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