is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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