Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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