508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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