Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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