38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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