I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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