i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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