I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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