just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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