YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
