You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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