The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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