addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
