# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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