Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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