Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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