Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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