they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just forgot I was standing up.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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