Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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