Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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