Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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