Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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