I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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