i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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