I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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