Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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