Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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