..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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