Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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