actually, I'm a sock model
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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