I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Of course I have a pirate flag
third nipple confirmed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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