I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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