Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
