i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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