oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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