She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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